KILL THE LIMBO!! oh let me be happy please please please.

QUESTION: Why do guys treat their dogs better than their wives/girlfriends?

ANSWER: Because if you put your wife/girlfriend and your dog in the car boot for one hour, only the latter is still happy to see you after. (SOURCE: TIMOTHY CHIA THE CHEKOPEK)

i thought i shall be helpful to the female half of society and come up with some measures to take to prevent such a future state of suffering.

1. initiate a world-wide dog training program to "brainwash" dogs into only loving us girls.
2. find a guy that loves cats instead of dogs.
3. infect all males on earth with dog-allergy viruses. that way, whichever guy you land, you will be ensured 100% more devotedness from him to you than to a canine.
4. only date/marry environmentally friendly guys who do not support the use of motor vehicles due to greenhouse gas emissions. you can celebrate him not throwing you into the boot with a dog, while he celebrates his contribution to the planet by reducing global warming.
5. full-proof plan: NO BOYFRIEND NO PROBLEM.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

well, its true!

guys are so clueless sometimes.