TANZHIKAI: wants "royalties" for my unofficial promotion of him on my blog. i say forget those royalties man. you refuse to protect me from muscular chekopeks and you used my name on your blog as well.
oh zhikai, words cannot do justice to the shallowness that is you. in my life there is only one zhikai (thank goodness). truly there is none like you. never have i, or ever will, meet any other guy like you. you never fail to plan for your future. how sure you are of the qualities you want in your future bride. those remarkable qualities that make a woman, well... a woman. oh how her short skirt has to fly when she sashays and how she must never own or wear a sport bra. you have got it all planned out. how awesome it will be on your wedding day when i will sit on the pews of the church watching your foreign bangla bride dash down the aisle in reeboks and sports bra under her gown. love is blind... or maybe just your future bride. haha. well, that is what you get for the masculine security you provide emi and i when some 'hunky' chekopek stares us down. your willingness to hand us over to him so that he does not rearrange your face, it is top notch man.
hope you achieve your dream one day of being a hot chick. i know you think its spectacular how they get all the free stuff and you dont cause you havent reach 'hot chick' status yet. well, never give up on your dreams zhikai. i believe in you.
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