guys are so irritating.
whether its your annoying brother, that cheekopeh uncle at the coffee shop, your racist angmoh english teacher(who btw puts on too much cologne), or that ugly guy you cant get enough of.

THINK ABOUT IT!
lets start with the 'annoying brother' snenario.
say you're using the computer, unwinding after a long long LONG day of endless studying, just checking your email, friendster, blogging... and then: "EH JIE!! I WANT TO USE! YOU USE THE LAPTOP LA!" like hello? who came here first? who's already using it? who is the one who actually studied and deserve the computer break? and even if you want to use, you can ask nicely.

then, there's the cheekopeh uncle at the coffee shop. i believe this one is SELF-EXPLAINATORY no??

moving on: the freaking racist angmoh who is supposely an english teacher in a multiracial country. dont you just hate that smirk on his face when he thinks he reigns superior over singaporeans cause he's anti-singlish? and the way he forces a british accent on you. like, WHATEVER mr. if you're so wonderful, why are you just an english teacher in a secondary school and not a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon? yes, tell me why. i'd really like to know. and about your cologne. im so tired of having to open the window and fanning myself everytime you enter the classroom. trust me, singapore is not as hot as india, esp not in the well-ventilated classroom. so what do you think im fanning myself for. its to disperse that poisonous gas you call cologne. considering the damage its doing to my brain daily, imagine the harmful effects it has on our ozone layer. you're killing us man.

finally. its HIM, you know... THAT guy.
this has got to be the worst kind of irritation every known to womanhood which was caused by a guy. the worst part is, this form of irritation goes beyond explaination. he's just always there, yet he's not. he's so close, yet he's so far. he's so perfect, yet he's too perfect.

the BOTTOM LINE!!
guys are pissing me off. just the whole lot of them. them and their high testosterone levels. gosh.
MEN-can't live with them; can't live without them.
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hey hey!! recess was so (how you say) mentally ill.
i was drinking milo. and cause i drink really slow, everyone had to wait for me.
so i said:"im sorry, i'm not very good at sucking"
*i meant the straw, hence the slow drinking.
suddenly, the thought of me sucking something long and hard(kinda like a carrot) comes into everyone's mind.
ayes, could this generation be anymore corrupt.

haha, oh yesyes!! did you realise, that when you add 'if you know what i mean' behind any sentence, it sounds really sick. check it out:
-i was doing my homework, if you know what i mean.
-lets go for supper, if you know what i mean.
see? seemingly innocent sentences turn into really sick insinuating remarks. haha.
next time im at macs or smth, i'll be like:
"i'll have a mcnuggets meal, if you know what i mean."
haha. i wonder what the guy will do.
THIS WILL BE INTERESTING!! HAHA.