prove that :(a) girls = evil
(b) 2 = 1

(a) we all know that girls need time and money.
therefore,
girls = time x money
and time is money,
so,
girls = money x money
girls = (money)^2
and money is the root of all evil.
hence,
girls = ('root'evil)^2
['root' and 'square' will cancel each other out]
leaving us with
girls = evil

(b) let x=1
[times x]
x^2=x
[add negative 1]
x^2 -1=x-1
[factorise]
(x+1)(x-1)=x-1
[cancel out x-1 on both sides]
x+1=1
[sub in x=1]
1+1=1
2=1

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